The Itailian Mother...

As I sit here looking out the window at yet ANOTHER snowy day, I decided it was time to clean out the inbox on my email. As I was deleting I came across this one FWD from my mom...It made me laugh so hard because I'm from an Italian family my moms whole side is. As I think about all of my aunts I can actually see them doing this!

Well that was my tid bit for the evening. Hey it gives you something to read since you can go out. :) Stay WARM!


"Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner... who lives with a female roommate Maria...During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and roommate than met the eye.Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,Maria and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.You don't suppose she took it, do you?"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Momma,I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Momma which read:
Dear Son,I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love Momma

Lesson: Never lie to your Momma... especially, if she's Italian